Sketch Pad Wiki:Joke Game Ideas

Hello, Special:MyPage, and welcome to the Joke Game Ideas page! This is an opportunity for you guys to post game ideas that you would like to leave for everyone to see, but not to be put on a page where no one will take it seriously. As you'd expect, I'll post my own part as an example. These may be adopted if you find a legitimate way to make them work. Please sign with.

Mario Kart: The Simulator
Mario Kart is one of the most played games of all time, especially Mario Kart Wii because of its motion control that makes it feel like you're steering a kart. In Mario Kart: The Simulator, this gets taken to a whole new level. Now, you actually feel the turtle shell hitting you in the butt, and this time, you'll actually spin in circles when you slip on a banana peel, and, most of all, you get to feel the excrutiating pain and rage that comes with getting your rear end blown up by a Blue Shell. (Fun!)

Characters

 * You
 * Your Friend
 * Your Mom
 * Your Dad
 * Your Sibling
 * Your Grandparent
 * Your Cousin

How it works
How do you play this game, exactly? Easy. You still use the Wii Wheel, but this time, it comes attached to a helmet that's hooked to your brain to cause you to instantly react to happenings on the track. It doesn't look dorky one bit!

My Little Rock Pet: The Video Game
This Nintendo DS game allows the player to care for their very own rock, without all the mess of really having one!

The game begins by picking some stuff about your rock, like whether its sedimentary, or igneous, or metamorphic, or whatever. Then, you pick the color of your rock. You can make it gray, or brown,... or tan,... or any color that might possibly occur in nature!

Next, you just keep looking at your rock, and write down things about it. How round or bumpy or cracked it is, how it's so hard and ccrud, and then once you observe 10 things, you level up and can start to polish your rock to make it extra shiny! Even a gray, dull rock can be polished like a darn old leather shoe!

Next, you can decorate your rock with neat accessories like google eyes, or acrylic paint, or felt, and then you can put it on a shelf somewhere in your house for older family members to admire!

The fun never stops with My Little Rock Pet: The Video Game! Well, actually, I guess it does, eventually. But get it. GET it.

General Kurt's Chibini Massacre
That's right! The first first-person shooter in the Epic Saga series (NOT). You play as General Kurt, armed with a battleaxe, a pistol, a sniper rifle, a machine gun, a shotgun, a knife, a chainsaw, and a hella lot of nukes! His goal is to eliminate as many Chibinis as possible with said weapons. You can bet there is going to be a LOT of gore in this game.

Mario Chess
Who said Mario couldn't play anything, right? Mario Chess allows you to choose from the main 12 Mario characters and play each other in a chess match. Imagine the look on Bowser's face when Mario tells him "Check-a-mate!"

Extreme Benchwarming
This one of a kind sports game gives you the chance to experience the lesser known portions of your favorite sports games. Take minutes in the penalty box, grab Gatorade for the other players, and sit on the bench for as long as you can! For those who like something different in their games, this one is sure to please! Genius Guy #445 (talk)

The Walking Game
First you find a Mii character you would like to use as you. The you click WALK. Then you put the Wii Remote in your pocket and start walking down a long dark tunnel with no scenic things or other people. Then you keep walking. Then you walk some more. Then you can keep on walking. The game has no checkpoints. Please buy this game. It was voted worst game of the year.

Xbox 360 Delta
As per this picture, inspiration for the Xbox and the Xbox 360 names came from the PS controller buttons. X, square, circle. Here's the innovation: add the triangle.

The capital Greek letter delta looks much like a triangle. Hence the name. SOUNDS LEGIT



Genius Guy #445 (talk)

Paper Metroid
Only based on Paper Mario 64 level style with a paper Samus rolling around as a morph ball and evading screechers instead of swoopers. I don't expect this idea to go anywhere, but the thought was enough for a nerdgasm. Genius Guy #445 (talk)

2nd Person Shooter
From the geniuses who created Extreme Benchwarming comes the national hit, You're the Hero. You're the Hero and you won't forget it. The game utilizes the rarely used 2nd person view to help you on your way. You'll defeat hordes of enemies all while gazing at your beautifully designed character for the entire time. Fully customizable characters, 100 save slots! You won't want to miss You're the Hero. Genius Guy #445 (talk)

Angry Words
Angry Words a crossword puzzle that you fire letters at Angry Birds style. Rotate the crossword, load the letter, fire into the right position and win! Genius Guy #445 (talk)

Pokehumans
Pokehumans is a spin-off game where animals controls the humans. They're similar to Pokemon where they come in a large variety, including Gods, who are similar to Legendary Pokemon. Ethanthegamer (talk) 18:30, April 1, 2013 (UTC)

Click On Stuff
You just click on stuff for points. That's all.

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Crafting Mama
A Cooking Mama game with Mama as a cutesy witch with an evil personality in dark surroundings. You make evil potions with gory-gross minigames, where you tear apart animals for ingredients.

(Sorry this was where my dark mind went when I heard the title Crafting Mama.)

Created by OniKisaki

Crack Whore Mama
Make meals for your poorly-dressed kids in Cooking Mama- fashion. Like: Mac and Cheese from a box, Cereal, Pop-tarts, Kool-Aid, cookies from a tube, ramen, canned soups, ect.

(Sorry, this idea came to me while I was making ramen, while making quiche in the game.)

Created by OniKisaki

Daxter and Jak Trilogy
A remake of the Jak and Daxter trilogy, but if Jak had become an ottsel in the beginning instead of Daxter (due to Daxter's clumsiness, of course). Jak's past (in the future) is the same.

Now Jak the badass ottsel runs around saving the world, with the cowardly, whiny human Daxter in tow.

Created by OniKisaki

Run Penguin Run
A side-scrolling App adventure where you control a young penguin in the streets of Tokyo, eluding Japanese policemen. Find food in the garbage to replenish health, and solve puzzles to escape the Police. Get armor upgrades in the form of Sunglasses, a cool Fedora, and a Leather Jacket to complete your juvenile delinquent look.

This is based on a real life news item from 2012: "Number of days a juvenile penguin eluded Japanese Authorities after escaping from an aquarium in March: 82". It actually escaped into the ocean, but the way it was worded, I thought differently.

Created by OniKisaki

Party Element Simulator
In where you are just a flying confetti without a cause, other modes include, being a party spray, a party hat and other party elements, the idea is to be the longest time on board, if the person gets bored, game over.

Originally named Krazy Konfetti.

Idea by: SonikkuAensland - Talk 21:57, March 23, 2015 (UTC)